The Multi-Colored Rainbow Roach

dajo42:

"tea is just leaf water!" "yeah well coffee is just bean water!" wow, it’s. it’s like everything is made of things. this door is just wood rectangle. this poster is just ink paper. this lemonade is just lemon water. wow, it’s like you can combine ingredients to make things that are more enjoyable than the initial parts of the equation. sure is a magical world we live in


mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

mikleos:

my mobile has been stuck on this image for literal hours. nothing else will load. i refresh and lord farquaad only gives me this cheeky grin. i scroll down and all i see is darkness. there is no escape

posted 2 days ago via ghirameme · © mikleos with 41,887 notes


iwishmynamewasflorence:

emilyisobsessed:

Leslie Knope tries impressions and accents

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the best thing about it is that her vocal range is great for impressions, but her execution of them is so overdone which is what makes her so hilarious. It’s part of the reason she was so successful on SNL. Funniest lady. 


nedroidcomics:

MEGAKING 

nedroidcomics:

MEGAKING 

posted 2 days ago via spx · © nedroidcomics with 584 notes

yugichrist asked: "hey you know those photos of trees where it looks like they have a big round human ASS, that's a tree disease right, what's it called"

roachpatrol:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

yugichrist:

homohustle:

if it’s what I’m thinking of, those are called Burls if you’re murrican or Burrs if you’re from pretty much literally anywhere else

It’s less of a disease in itself and more like a sign of a disease.  Usually fungal infections fuck up the tree growth and cause them

People actually steal them sometimes because some of them are super valuable.  They make really cool looking carved stuff and are really dense.

what the fuck. they just chop the ass right off a tree and sell it to the tree ass black market. that’s brutal

That’s… Yeah, that’s actually pretty accurate.

People have actually been arrested for it and redwood national park gets blocked off at night because people stealing and selling tree ass on the black market is such a big problem

requesting backup for a 376 in process, that’s right we’ve got a tree ass jacker here

those ass bandits will do anything to get wood


highgayden:

"I’m totally an anxious mess all the time. There’s a constant dialogue going on in my brain, and it’s just reminding me of all the failures that I have had, and all of the things I need to do, and all of the things I’m not doing good enough."


Ok the food service industry is especially annoying to work in because you have to be so freaking diligent. Turns out when you get a little lazy it “violates health codes” and “people die”.

posted 2 days ago with 2 notes

turecepcja:

 Dani SOON - illustrator & artist based in South Korea

posted 3 days ago via turecepcja with 20 notes